Cut to the Cheese
Date: November 2, 2024 Author s : Rachel Treisman & Juliana Kim Link: https://www.npr.org/2024/10/28/nx-s1-5168356/cheddar-cheese-stolen-neals-yard-dairy Cut to the Cheese So, a 63-year-old man has been arrested for stealing an insane $389,000 worth of cheddar cheese from Neal’s Yard Dairy. Apparently, this guy thought he could just walk in, pull off a heist, and walk off with nearly 1,000 wheels of cheese . It’s unclear if the thief is planning on living off on all this cheese but I sure hope he isn’t lactose intolerant... Though, c an we just take a moment to appreciate the pure absurdity of this whole situation? Who in their right mind decides that stealing cheese is a good idea ? I mean, if you’re going to be a theif , at least aim for something a little more exciting than cheese. This guy could’ve stolen literally anything b ut nope, cheddar is better than diamonds. His motive seriously intrigues me....